FOUND! on the honest-to-goodness official Crim Festival of Races website, under “Volunteer”:

What You’ll Do:
• Sell beer and pizza tickets in the festival lot
• Distribute beer and pizza
• Check IDs to ensure legal drinking age

Why it’s Important:
• Everyone loves to get their beer and pizza after the race
• This position helps keep people in an orderly fashion
• People don’t want to wait in a huge line for their pizza and beer; efficiency is key

Why You’ll Love it:
• You are right in the center of the action in the festival lot
• You will get to work with your friends if you’d like, or make new friends
• You’ll get to see all of the different people who participate in the race

My only question is: do the “volunteers” get free pizza and beer or not? When we find out, we’ll put it on the front page…